Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Drummin' up some business...

Who ordered the "The Coach Cal-zone?"


We got a late tip-off tonight... 9 o'clock EST... So in the hours that lead up to the game, we are going to have plenty of time to think, reflect, and ponder what The Greatest Show on Earth will treat us to tonight.


What do we know about South Cack-a-lacky? Well, They have Downey, or I like to call him Devan Down Syndrome. Why? Cuz he is retarded, that's why. He said for UK, specifically Blue Jesus, to bring it. Now, SC has had a run of good fortune as of late against the hardwood Cats, nobody is going to deny that. Kudos to the Roosters, they were one of several teams who got their licks in when we were not who we were supposed to be. However, to sit here and to make those smug and over-confident remarks post BCG, well, your fuckin' nuts.





As if that little bastard was not already high on the list of people we were coming after, he goes and positions himslef even higher on said list.





Zone or not tonight... Fuck you South Carolina. We hate your city, your arena, and your logo that was ripped right off a bottle of Fightin' Cock, and we are going to let Demarcus have his way with all those Pall Mall Smoking Trans-Am Drivin whores who live there.





It should be a good game. South Carolina is not bad, and Downey, in any other year would be the best guard in the SEC...Unfortunately, he would have to wait on the Bench at UK to be the #3 guard on that roster...





Damn, we are deep like the 8ft. end at Dreamland.





The game is going to have a very hostile atmosphere, and when we break out to a 12 point lead, then lose it, and then win by 8 0r 9 , it is going to be a very tense battle. But, like the other 19 games this season, the Cats are going to come out with another dubbya.





Matter of fact, if the Cats lose tonight, the first person to leave a comment on this post will recieve a free Party Special from Giovanni's courtesy of yours trully. Yeah, I upped the anty, Coach Clarke style....





So, the gauntlet has been thrown, If any of you less-than-possesing the use of normal brain function Ohio State fans think that the Cats will stumble, all you have to do is simply be the first to reply to this post, and you get a free meal on Idge...You also will get the right to slander the Cats or myself in said posting...for one time only...If it should happen to continue, well, dicks will be knocked off and you will be beaten within an inch of your life...

2 comments:

The Bopp said...

I can't imagine the Cats losing this game....But if they did, I think a Giovanni's party special is the only thing that could console me.....This is what you call "covering your bases".

Cane Tuckee said...

Bopp, Very finely played ...that being said... Mother fucker...Why don't you just twist the knife a little slower brutus...but...terms are terms...Pizza Party coming your way...