In a very impromptu, and drunken, meeting last night, The Powers that Be in the 64/60 have ironed out the details in which the order of the draft will be decided. It will be contested in a fair, almost so fair that it may not deserve to be in the 64/60, but regardless it is, Lottery. Everyone will have one Ball(no, this does not require cancer or surgery) placed into a"spinning Barrell-bingo esque type contramption" and the order will be decided at random and we will all have our ball's at the mercy of the hand on the crank. Sounds vaguley familiar....Burt, put up the magazine... Details are stil being ironed out as to when exactly this will take place. In preperation, I suggest you do some You Tube viewing of the late 1980's WWF Royal Rumble participant selections and, jsut so you can ready your self for the anxiety-ridden edge of your chair anticipation that will surely insue from whatching your ball tumble around in the hamster wheel of fantasy fate, go play a game of bingo... Currently, we are trying to get a celberity 'Master of all things Balls" to be the guest caller...early names mentioned have been Gene Okerlund, Bob Barker, That Black Chick who calls the lotto numbers for WSAZ and, a longshot but talks are ongoing, Tom Selleck...I will keep you posted....
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Big Boy Fantasy Baseball is what we are and this is how you do it. I have reached out to Tiffani Amber Thiessen's people today but they have yet to return my calls.
Josh Coleman
64/60 Commissioner
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