Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Lennay Kekua is the new Kaiser Soze...



Most of you have probably Already become aware of Manti Te'o and his exposed fraudulent story of his dead girlfriend. We just wanted to post this pic to help a "sole" (that's Samoan for bro) out, and show the world that at least once, Te'o did factually get "lei'd". At least once.

Now, I am beginning to think that Te'o is behind all those fake Facebook accounts that flood your inbox for friend requests.

In light of this, I now have completely forgiven myself for berating and cussing Manti the night he rushed the floor in South Bend. Go Cats. Also, it would also appear that Alabama truly was acting as the instruments of the Lord's reckoning in Miami. Avenging, Big Red Elephants, if you will.

Draft stock? Plummeting.

Manti released a statement saying that he too, was a victim in this atrocious hoax. If you believe that, then you obviously can't be reasoned with. In one day, Te'o has went from hero of Note Dame, to douchebag in No such dame. And, if he is featured in any PSA's about protecting yourself while chatting online, I'm done with America.

So, all we have eft to say is this: Manti Te'o's "Catfish" like tale ended in the about the most sickening reveal one could imagine. And most importantly, without Manti Te'o getting noodled.(see what we did there?)

Manti Te'o, you sir are a cretin.


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