Please wake me form this bad Dream(cult)

Well, it's late... Holderby's Landing last Saturday night was, well you just had to be there...It was a night that had Beer by the buckets, a waitress who poured her heart out and told a tale of drug addiction and redemption, straight out of Boca Raton mind you, Lesbians, and a very delusional rock and roll outfit by the name of dreamcult. And to get to all this, you had to walk across what seemed to be the draw bridge of doom, which I am quite sure was acquired from Skeletor for some cheese sticks and black tar heroin.Just a another night when you are part of the 64/60...we party with pornstars and let Ochocinco know who runs the Covington Waffle House. No disrespect to the two dudes coming out of the woods in their unmentionables. didn't mean to leave you out of the equation...

What the hell happened to late night TV? I mean shit, I have 400 effin' channels and there is not shit to watch. My choices where Ochocinco:Ultimate Catch, NBA's Greatest Games: Celtics/Cavs 2008 playoffs, or a re-run of an episode of Psych that I have already seen. Then I turn to VERSUS, which is Canadian owned so you have to watch with hightened awareness. But, I decided to watch WEC. WEC is the other MMA promotion owned by Zuffa(UFC). WEC is basically what UFC would be if they put on shows at Applebee's and used midgets. At times, the matches are very hard to keep up with, there are alot of strikes and they are extremely quick. WEC is about as shitty to watch as Belator Fighting. Now they are showing something called the Daily LIne. It is sort of a rip off of Fox Sports' Best Damn...Without the attempt at comedy and gay ass Chris Rose. They are talking to Sean Payton, Idge is turning the channel... I can't get that dude from Holderby's with the skullet out of my head...looked like a regect from Anthrax..You kids remember Anthrax??? For some reason, the NFL Network comes across really loud, louder than the other channels. They are replaying Denver and Detroit. No Tebow. He donated a rib to the cause of creating the perfect human, well second perfect human...Christ sakes Vic Lombardi, the Denver Broadcaster is a moron...And Matt Stafford kinda looks like Corky from Life Goes On... with a cabinent full of purell hair care products...There needs to be a late night Pro Wrestling show at times like these... Maybe even a lil' mind numbing GLOW action...Or better yet some wrestling of the shitty local variety...Which reminds me, I had a buddy, ring name Jerritt Cage(predictable) who used to do some work in the 304 promotion out of Huntington that was ran by a small time DJ with a crack habbit.I have no proof of such allegations, but it does add a certain undesirable quality to one of the charecters in my narrative. I spent some time hanging out with Jerritt at the shows and ended up meeting Jake Roberts, who was hauled out of the building the same night for fondling women at the bar and who made another wrestler cry because he smacked him too hard. I also met Steve Corino and CW Anderson, and the list of has been wrestlers I met at 304 goes on and on...In particular though, Jerritt used to ask me for ideas on what to do in his matches, all I said was "I don't give a fuck what you all do, just as long as you make fun of a fat girl and the match ends with a double goozle." Jerritt was shocked that I actually came up with a finish for his match. "The whole time I have been working here nobody ever came up with a finish before." I then told him how to build up to it and how to execute it so that t would make sense in the match and he said "And you can make it make sense?" It was at that moment that I knew 304 was going to go out of business soon and that Jerritt was never going to be on TV. There was some talk of working for 304 in what you would call a 'booker' role of sorts, by I didn't want to spend 1 saturday a month at Remedies with a bunch of pill poppin' dandies...not too mention the wrestlers... Still flippin' the remote...came across last year's ACC Football title game on ESPNU...Georgia Tech and Clemson...I am not interested in watching these two teams play, wasn't interested in them last year, still not interested... Miami and Virginia Tech are the two teams that I like in the ACC... Get ready america, The Canes are back...Is Strausberg ever gonna pitch again??? LLWS is going full swing... I noticed the new World Baseball Classic inspired logo for the LLWS...And when in God's name did Kentucky get lumped into the Great Lakes Region?? Now, I know they have been there for the last several years, but back in the day we were the South, which now exist as the South East...Well, let's watch the dude from WWE on ESPNEWS...and let's watch Johnny Damon talk about how he wants to be back in Detroit next season...Does anybody ever say that and mean it??? Detroit??? Oh, highlights form the Bean Bowl, Mexico eliminates Puerto Rico from the LLWS...and shit Chinese Taipai blistered Canada 23 to nil....You know, Canada should be better than that...The equally bad Middle East was devoured by the same Taipai team earlier this week, Chinese Taipai is just called China in their own country, but because of that other China, the UN decided that the Taipai was necessary. The Middle East teams are always AMERICAN. Granted, the players may be born from time to time in a middle eastern country, but to American parents, wither executives with oil companies or various other firms or they are military brats.. this year they are all children of American contractors who live in saudi Arabia...I am calling Armstron in the morining, and demanding that they block Fit TV from my viewing capabilites..it serves no purpose in the Gilbert house... well that is enough one sided banter and incoherency for one evening(morning). I guess I will just do the tried and true method of sleep deprevation tatic of watching History International like I do every night...Maybe I will mix it up Rich Coleman style and watch Nat Geo....I really wish Nancy Grace was on though...