Thursday, September 29, 2011

Pap(albon) Smear

Jonathon Papalbon could not seal the deal. Carl Crawford couldn't field a ball as clean as he needed. These could nots led to Baltimore coming back in the ninth, and dashing the Wild Card dreams of the Red SAWWX.
Fittingly, after 'reversing the curse' a few years back, the members of Redsox Nation are now cursing this team, in Bostonian, 'Masshole', style.
And, as if blowing a 9 game lead in the Wild Card race weren't enough, the colossal letdown came in Baltimore. Hometown of one George Herman Ruth. The Babe. The same Babe who was the reasons for the supposed curse for all those years. Looks like he has decided to come back to haunt the BoSox a little more.
They might not pronounce 'R' sounds in Boston, but do you really need it to say Lousy, No Good, Mutha' Fucka'?
Bucky Fuckin' Dent, Aaron Fuckin' Boone, Nolan Reimold & Robert Andido???
It still wasn't all said and done though. Well, not until the Yankees blew a lead of their own, and succumbed to a walk-off by Evan Fuckin' Longoria.
Bop must have sprung one something awful when that happened...

So, Boston, I guess if you really want to, you can claim Tom Brady's hair-cut is the cause of all this....

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