If we are anything, we are fair.

Now, we have already mentioned how the wheels completely fell off the wagon in Boston, but to be fair, we would be showing favoritism if we did not mentioned how The Bravos folded quicker than those tribes that got STD's from the pilgrims. It's a close second.

The vaunted Braves pitching went down to injury, and the Bullpen couldn't keep it afloat. And, no matter how long Uggla's hitting streak was, he and the rest of the Braves, most notably The Say Heyward Kid, couldn't give Vanna to turn the cards on the board.

Look at the numbers, see for yourself how bad the Braves screwed it up. It's pretty bad. It's like they seen the cut, they seen the bleeding, but they had no band-aids and elected not to stick their finger over it an apply pressure. Hell, they even blew a lead in the ninth last night to put the final nail in the coffin.

How's that song go? Better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia.