Meth in a douche bottle...

Damn. Them Rasslers get arrested all time.

The above is Matt Hardy. If you follow the Sport of Kings, you know he is a douche. If you keep up with his(and brother Jeff's) Internet activity, claims, and rants, you know he is extra douche. Basically, they are Pillbillies. I'm pretty sure they do all sorts of other non-prescription drugs too. They are like those dudes hanging out at Applebee's in all their Affliction stuff being all "I'm stylish and edgy", and waving around cash they really can't spare at chicks who are nothing but buzz whores. Did I paint a classy picture there? That's them.

As if his brother wreaking expensive vehicles, cooking meth and burning down his house, and getting ready to face federal trafficking charges, wasn't enough, the other Hardy with a cut-off straw in his console wrecks his Corvette and his arrested for Driving Under the Influence, but not of alcohol, as the arresting officer put it, 'something that impaired his judgement.'

Matt was fired from his job at TNA the very next day. He was already on suspension for tardiness to TV tapings. What that means is that he was late getting there and when he finally did get there, he was fucked up. Jeff, as far as I know still has his job there. Jeff famously lost the TNA Title when he showed up to a PPV trashed and officials had him go out and perform anyway and lose the match in about 4 minutes.