Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Weekend at Bernie's: In through the back door.

Terez Owens has done it again. The website that Burt tries to emulate by creating scandal(However, Burt does it by calling out his own friends), has unearthed a finding that is down right, well, AWESOME.
Bernie Kosar, the QB who experienced 1 high, and a decade worth of Tim Couch-ian lows in Cleveland, has a daughter. The man who finally got a Super Bowl ring as a pencil-pushing, clip-board holder on one of the Cowboys teams that won a Lombardi,'93 I believe, does indeed have a daughter.
So what? a former sports celebrity has a kid. They all do, right? I mean, there are probably millions of unclaimed kids out there who are the off spring of someone who made some money in the NFL. So what's so special about Big Nose Bernie's kid?
Well, she has talent.
Don't call her Brittany, Bethany, Stephanie, or even Christine Kosar. Nope, she has a way cooler moniker, that is undoubtedly self invented. Or at the very least, conspired upon with help from someone in San Fernando Valley.
Ladies and Gentlemen, via Terez Owens, I give you Lexxi Silver.
Yup, Bern's little girl is a porn star.
Follow this jump into Hyper-space to check out her, ahem, skills.

1 comment:

Josh Coleman said...

It's okay to throw Bernie under the bus regarding his daughters career path but please do not taint his legacy by lumping his career in with Tim Couch.