It's set. It's us and them again. Tomorrow morning, at 11:00 am, the Great Lakes Region will crown it's winner and push them out of Indianapolis and into rural Pennsylvania. Man, these kids are getting humped on the leg by granny's dog as far as Summer Vacay destinations go. Anyways, we get who we hate the most, that lousy, no good, carpet-bagging state of Ohio...
C'mon Idgey baby, they are just kids! you might be saying. F em'. Kenny Clark taught us no mercy and that is what we are going to show them Saturday. None.
The all-stars from La Grange, KY will be taking on some team from Ohio. What more do you really need to know? You should be in hate-overdrive right now.
Now, Kentucky, the whole Commonwealth wants you too go out and sweep the f'n leg. You are doing this for Happy Chandler, Wallace G. Wilkinson, Billy Ray Cyrus, The Judds, That Vietnam vet down the street, Rob Lock, Bourbon, Daniel Boone, that dude you get weed from, Jim Bowie, Sam, too, Rex Chapman, Ned Beaty, Dumas Walker, George Clooney, Darrell Waltrip, and Jefferson Davis and Abraham F'n Lincoln!
Don't let us down. No Pressure. None.
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