Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Mo' Recruiting, Mo' Problems...

In keeping with a 'famous people's kids' theme started earlier with the Bernie Kosar's lil' girl getting de-flowered for dough expose, Here are some more of those(all claimed and DNA testing done) kids who are attempting to become famous for reason's other than being somebody's kid:
Justin Combs, son of the Dirty Diddy himself, Sean Puffy Combs, is a senior defensive back who has been getting looks from various schools, including having an offer from Illinois. The Little Diddy, if you watch the garbage MTV puts on these days(Butchie),you may recall had his 'Sweet 16' taped and shown on the former music channel, and was given a $360,000 car as his big gift. Beats the hell out of a '86 Grand AM(4-door with optional spoiler/luggage rack). Combs is currently a senior at Iona Prep in New York.
Kevin Ferguson Jr., son of Kimbo Slice, the man who can't beat white people, is a top prospect in football rich south Florida. Fergalicious, who looks like he is 42, is a 6'1'', 195 pounder with a 3.2 GPA at Booker T. Washington. He claims to be 16. I claim he could probably whip all of us at the same time.
And, they be jammin' down in Florida a little more. Nicolas Marley, son of Rohan Marley, grandson of Bob Marley, has been wailing on the opposition from his defensive position. Don't get it twisted though, this boy is no Fugee, he has a home on the gridiron as he the current 21st ranked player in Florida. He plies his trade at Cypress Bay, and he should rake in several big time offers. His father Rohan, who has 5,000 children, 3,000 of which are with Lauren Hill, played at The U and was a key piece to the successful 1993 season down in Coral Gables with 93 tackles. The elder rasta played alongside such notables as Dwayne Johnson(The Rock, jabronis) and Ray Lewis.

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