In-N-Out The 64/60 Football Week 6

Thanks once again for turning your attention to the best site devoted to a non-public league with numbers in the title on the web. We here at 64/60 Sports thank you for your viewership. Big week in the 64/60 both on and off the field. The Idge has returned with a vengeance this week posting around 14 items this week. The MMA post continue to be the biggest lightning rod and the most discussed post on these pages which saddens me to the fullest. I spend hours upon hours on research and preparation for many of my items and get crickets. Gilbert discusses men wearing tights and hitting each other in a battle over penis size and royalties from a bad clothing line and the Comment box hits double digits within a matter of minutes from guys verbally sparring in a battle that Lanny Poffo would envy. I still don't understand where the rivalry between Whitley and Gilbert comes from but I can tell by the underlying tones of the comments that hard feelings exist. Hopefully these two can keep it civil at Saturday's 64/60 festivities.

On the Football side of the 64/60 we have managed to keep things harmonious and controversy free for the first six weeks. Aside from Ward, this league is played by a bunch of Covenant School Kids and a hateful old man who hates everything about fantasy football. Mr. Ward this is one of those occasions where I appreciate your all knowing persona and your penchant for "stirring the pot". Perhaps you can hit a nerve at some point and bring some life to this stagnated league.

BCFP 111 vs. 9irons 108. The slimest of margins went in favor of the younger more attractive and better fantasy player amongst the Coleman boys. The Don't Hate It Date It campaign paid off for the Factory this week as Rich's bad karma once again came back to bite him on his ass.

Shock-N-Aww 116 vs. Jitsuers 103. How about the Shock-N-Aww. Getting only his second win of the season Gilbert used the "I don't need to start a defense to beat you approach". Of all the possible strategies to employee in today's game that would not have been the one I would have chosen but after watching Jesse's Packers D post up a Goose while playing it made Gilberts move look that much better. No doubt Gilbert will employee a new strategical tactic this week as he takes on the Factory. A no Kicker approach would just be too poetic. Jess no worries, just kick back on the couch crack open a adult bev of your choice, insert the Chronic and just hit play, life is good.

Stars 146 vs. BC Fightin AMISH 106. (Please Note the Amish name is not trademarked please feel free to be amongst the millions who have used it along with the same mascot used by Iceman)
Only two things make me happy in fantasy. I win. Chris Losses. This week was euphoric. The Iceman took a defeat for only the second time this season and no doubt after the heartbreak doused his hair with gel, went into the bathroom in his new Cobra Kai Gi and pinched his nipples to inflict the pain of his fantasy team upon himself. Sometimes being a good owner comes with a price. For McClung it was a much deserved victory for a man who's effort and dedication in all things Fantasy, or at least those I know about, have yet to been rewarded. In fact since I now have my Baseball Title I am pulling for McClung to bring home a title. I am printing up shirts for next year.....One For McClung in two zero one one.....I can see it as a top seller in the 64/60 Gift Shop.

Bounty Hunters 112 vs. Slobber Knockers 74. They may have a title worthy of a D cup but the Knockers may not be ready to graduate from the training bra. The 1-4-1 record has them in the cellar and the 612 points is the third worst in the league. A playoff owner last season is going to need Victoria's Secret to make the playoffs. As for the Hunters they have managed to overcome their defecincies and lack of production, second lowest point total in the league, and are in 4th place and tied for the second best record. As CD Lee once pointed out we play in a head to head league and it's all about the matchups.

Kickers 127 vs. Asses 104. A Ass-Kicking if you will at the feet of the Kickers has put Hardy's Back-To-Back-To-Back Super Bowl hopes on ice at the moment. It's tough to fill huge gapping holes on offense with fingertip band aids. Don't look now but the firm of Gnusmas and Hobson is sitting above .500 and in the playoff conversation and have seemed to find several reliable options to go along with his Broken Jaw Brotheren, Peyton Manning.

steelerdomination 136 vs. Tree Fiddy 114. Sittingat5-1thedominationhavethetopspotinthe64/60.Malonehasfoundtimebetweentripstothelocalcardgameandcrosslanestopluginalineupeachweekthatgenerateswins.IwonderwhatresultsMalonecouldproduceifhislifewasvoidofdegeneratedrinkingandendlesswagers. For Tree Fiddy another setback for the 64/60's part-time fantasy blogger. Speaking of which some material would be much appreaciated when time permits. Getting back on topic, it's been a rough go of it for Fiddy a 2-4 record and in Fantasy you don't have any bye weeks to work through it. Changes could be made on the coaching staff in the very near future ecspecially on the defensive side. The Fiddy have alloweed a league high 796 points, 41 more than the second highest team. Perhaps a new coordiantor and a change of luck could begin the turnaround.

Pick Up Of The Week- Deion Branch- Jitsuers. When I initially saw this I about busted out laughing that 6 bucks was spent on a aging WR. After watching most of the game Sunday it would appear that Branch may be the go to guy for a top 5 QB. I still think that the Patriots will spread the ball around more often than not which would make Branch a 3pt performer one week followed by 20 the next.

Head Scratcher Of The Week- Stephen Gostkowski- Stars. Gostkowski wasn't a bad pick up at all my only issue is that 3 bucks was spent from the FAAB on a kicker. Truth be told I had to name someone and this was the only thing I would have done slightly different.

Coleman vs. Hardy/Ward/Hobson Challenge. No since in wasting space on this one. I'll tally up the point totals from my D's, the Jets and the acutal number one D and see where we stand at seasons end. Same with the Kicker.