
Brock Lesnar...Next Big Thing... Monster...Master of the Thunder-Fuck... and now, God of the Great White North. In preperation for the UFC Title Fight this weekend, Dana White's hype machine, including various video updates from the uber douche himself, and press conferences and appearances by the fighters, is in full swing. Brock Lesnar made a recent appearance at a presser, sporting a very manly grizzly-adams/ Norse Viking Thunder God beard that you could crawl up and hide in.
Unlike Rocky Balboa before his fight with the Russian National Champion Ivan Drago, Lesnar says the beard is going to stay, he is not shaving before his fight with Cain Velasquez. And the reason is very simple... as soon as the fight is over, Lesnar is heading to Canada to go hunting. This time around, Lesnar steered clear of angering our insignificant neighbors to the north by not bashing their healthcare system. Lesnar, actually said he loved Canada, has a house there and goes hunting there often. Lesnar's previous bashing was due to his medical issues a year ago when he was in Canada that had nearly ended his career. But, he recanted all that by saying it was not just Canada he could not get cell service fitting of a Norse god, he has dead zones in the states too... What a champ.
Still looking for a possible upset in the title match. We may leave the fights Saturday night with a New UFC champion, and the first UFC Heavyweight Champion ever from Mexico..
And because I am sure I will be forced to read something that states something to the effect that lesnar is the alpha-omega male, and cave paintings in southern france were done to announce his future arrival, etc, i will state AGAIN, that I am a FAN of BROCK LESNAR....
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