Friday, September 17, 2010

Spreadology 2010




There was a study done several years back that said something like 85% of people who play the lottery truly feel that one day their numbers will come in. As we all know about 99.9% of these people never experience winning the lottery. For those of you readers who fall into this group of people, I am pleased to announce that your winning numbers have come in. Please be advised that ticket in your pocket isn't a winner. Your winning ticket is right here on these very pages. Your winnings won't come without effort. You may have to make a phone call or two. Perhaps a trip down the the local VFW. If you want the payout to be large you may need to resort to a overseas sportsbook. Yes your winning may require some temporary collateral but fear not that amount of money will be handed right back to you along with so much more. If you are willing to put forth the effort simply go with what the Factory gives you and bet the farm, house, college fund, 401K along with any other asset you have. This week my friends you aren't even gambling you are simply just depositing money and collecting interest.

After a tough 0-2 start we bounced back somewhat last week with a 2-1 mark to put us at 2-3 on the season. This week no more limited access the Factory is giving you all his winners. I would wish everyone luck but none will be needed. Happy winnings to all.

Alabama vs. Duke +24. Bama is good. Hell Bama is great. But Bama just played a big home game against Penn State and has their first SEC tilt against Arkansas next week. Good spot for a sandwich game. We are taking the Devils and the 24.

Air Force vs. Oklahoma -18. Big win last week for the young Sooners. From a talent standpoint this game shouldn't even be played. However Air Force's option attack will give the Sooners inexperienced D enough trouble to eat enough clock and make it respectable. Air Force and the Points

Texas vs. Texas Tech +3. This has been a tough game for the Horns in recent years last time they traveled to Lubbock at night it ended in a loss and cost the Horns a title shot. Tuberville is attempting to bring some much needed D to Tech but the early results haven't been good. Texas has to much talent and is much better on both sides of the ball. This one is over at Halftime. Texas and give them.

Notre Dame vs. Michigan State -3.5. The road team has won this contest the last in four of the last 5 years. The Irish are coming of a tough loss last week and are Horny for revenge as Big Ev would say. This series has been filled with classics of late expect nothing less this time around. Irish and the points.


Giants vs. Colts -5.5. Colts home opener. Colts coming of a loss. Older brother vs. younger brother. What's not to like? Colts and give the points.

4 comments:

Cane Tuckee said...

Your crazy on the Bama game... They did not have a 'tough' game with Penn State...They will, ahem, ROLL the Dookies...They are already getting the tailgate ready for the Pigs...and that will not bite them in the ass here...Bama wins by more than 24 and the only question here is will Bama expose Arkansas as being smoke and mirrors behind a golden arm, or are the Backs really one of the nations elite...

Big H.I. said...

Piss on football

todd said...

24 points is a lot...

todd said...

Bama might not score/allow 24 points...