If anybody ever needed a scandalous, STD riddled affair to be true, it's John Cena.

See what we did here? Or maybe U C   what we did.

So, we are breaking our own promise, just this once, and are going to mention a porn star.

The one thing that John Cena needs to gain cred with his viewing audience, which all the Cena hate is actually absurd, is a heel turn the likes that haven't been seen since a leg drop in 1996.

It's teased from time to time, but never followed through with. Well, it's more Cena is just outright booed by anyone with somewhat dependable bowel control and most, if not all, of their baby teeth already missing. Not so much a heel turn teasing.

We use this picture only because we know a guy who hates Cena, yet this proves he has so much in common with him.

So, what else would get the once known as 'Dr. of Thuganomics' some street cred like he was still wearing pad locks to the ring? Is it those jorts? His old assortment of basketball jerseys? or how about his Reebok Pumps?

Nope. The only thing to get that male demographic back on his side would be a romantic affair with a woman of ill-repute. And, not one written and plotted by a group of TV people who have no clue what pro wrestling really is.

Apparently, he did that last one. However, the supposed partner in all this, the woman of ill-repute herself, porn star Kendra Lust, has denied any such thing ever happened. But, she let it be known that she would be down with it if it was to ever come about.

It was said that Cena had met the *ahem* actress at a gym, and the two began an affiar while Cena, hero to kids everywhere and profiteer of millions off of stupid t-shirts, was still married.

That marriage has ended since as Cena and his high school sweetheart decided to go their own way last year. He then threw himself into make out sessions on WWE TV with every WWE Diva he could get his hands on.

It's a safe bet that John Cena may have had a few bouts with the crotch crickets.

This kind of thing only endears him to me though.

Kendra, a self professed life-long fan of wrestling stated that she has never came into contact with Cena at all, and she has only been associated with him via her attending a Monday Night Raw event as a ticket-buying fan.

No way did she have to pay for a ticket. If you made this woman buy a ticket instead of finding other ways for her to procure her seat, then you don't like girls. Or your 10. And Mormon.