Thursday, February 7, 2013

Andrew Wiggins now confirmed to be a deity in third world countries



Andrew Wiggins... Hell. Or maybe ALL HAIL.

You know, you'd expect a big performance from a kid who is probably by now, worshiped as a deity in some third world countries. People probably make offerings to him for a good harvest. Kid is that GOOD.

And, when you read that he is going to be playing a JV team, you expect something that is not short of the first lunar landing in how awe inspiring it will be.

That's what he did. However, it wasn't the type of JV team you may expect. It was a college JV team. Granted it's a DIII JV team, but still a college team none the less. Prep, and other teams like them, make it a habit to play teams of this caliber, mainly for the reasons that it sure as heck is somewhat better competition than beating up on area high schools.

Beat em' up doesn't quite describe what Andrew Wiggins did to Marietta's JV. The Express, there really isn't a word to describe what they did but we'll go with TROUNCED, Marietta. 111-59.

Marietta's JV had 59 points. Total. Everybody on their team combined. 59 points.

Andrew Wiggins had 57. Two shy of the total for Marietta.

As if dropping 57 won't make every college fan base cream their fruit of the loom's dreaming of landing Wiggity Whack, he did it on 24 of 28 shooting. Seriously. He shot that many times and only missed 4 shots.

Oh, BTW, he added 13 rebounds,  and 4 blocks to his 57 points on 24-28 shooting night.

Kid stuff.

Yeah. Shrines to Wiggins are being built in third world countries everywhere, and in living rooms of Kentucky fans...

But just in case he doesn't pick the Cats, let's sharpen those voodoo skills.
However, I don't really think there is any way what so ever to hex this kid.

Whole 'nother level. Can't get there even with Warp Whistles, P-Wings, or cheat codes.


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