Summer's Eve Slam 2013 Tonight at Big Sandy Superstore Arena

Tonight kicks off the annual event where everybody thinks they are a complete bad ass... and attracts more complete tools than a Craftsman sale at Sears: It's the West Virginia Toughman Contest. So get ready for a night of MMA-wannabes and all-around tough guys, because tonight at Big Sandy Superstore Arena, it's:

WARNING: There will be Affliction shirts, over-sized watches, faux hawks, all kids of 'iced' out ears , various forms of hand jewelry, copious amounts of slanted hats and chinstrap beards, and jeans with bedazzled back pockets all over the place. Those are just from the dudes who will be there. Be watchful and take proper precautions to douche-proof your family.