I'd imagine Dad didn't pay for the guitar lessons

We all knew that Ricky Morton probably had about 50 kids. It's well documented that Ricky had a little trouble paying child support, and ended up in the pokey more times than he would care to remember for being a delinquent daddy.(We WILL NOT call Ricky Morton a 'deadbeat dad'. He'll lay em', but he won't pay em'.)

Well, turns out one of  "The Last of the Wrestling Mullets" kids has became an entertainer for themselves. Give you two guesses what that is, and know that wrestling ain't one of them... give up? Yup, he's a country singer.

Jon Morton is his name, and he is attempting to make it big in the tan-less Hollywood known as Nashville.
He sounds alright, I guess if that's your thing, copying the same style, sound, and tone as all the other male country acts of today that all these women are convinced like women like them and would think their trailer is kept up nice.

All we could find was a YouTube video of Jon singing that he taped at a dining room table with a smartphone.... and uploaded it himself. But we swear he's legit... he's got a My Space page and everything. Ok, so that kind of disqualifies him from being 2012-2013 legit, but at one point it would have meant he was legit...well sort of legit in 2005... C'mon, give us that one...

And, just for comparison and DNA studies, let us not forget his dad's anthem he penned and performed back in 1987, which I admit I used to sit in front of the TV with a boombox and taped it from my Starrcade '87 VHS about 1,000 times.