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Tyler Bray, fodder for punchlines and derogatory comments alike for the past few seasons, oh and starting QB for the Vols, has apparently decided to leave school early, and enter the NFL Draft. Bray is famous for, well, being really bad behind center at times on some of the worst Tennessee teams in recent memory( they lost to Kentucky with a wide receiver under center) and having one of the worst back tats(pictured) in the history of man. It may be on par with those stretch mark riddled tramp stamps on display at Southern X... You know what we are talking about, don't you ?...Yeah, you do.
Aside from belittling Bray for his questionable self-appreciating shrine on his back, ol' Ty-Ty also gave us one of the best quotes, further showing his dazzling mental acumen, of all time:
"I'm paid to win games." Realizing he may have just blown the roof off a scandal, he quickly added, albeit with a phrase in itself that is just as moronic: "I mean...my education. That's what the SEC likes to call 'getting paid'.
Still haven't heard for myself, nor secondhand, anyone associated with the SEC refer to scholarships in such a manner, however. It's not out of the realm of possibility that he may have thought of it that way, but he also has a douche-tag on his back. Stars and everything.
Besides, Urban Meyer probably preferred cash as to scholarships.
Added bonus: We may have over exaggerated the severity of this douche's tat, but in our own defense, when we think about his tat, we imagine he has it because he was trying to go "Bro" at a kegger, and passed out too soon:
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