F@#k Rick Stansbury...

Rick Stansbury, we knew of your doucheness before hand. We, actually, over-looked it due to the fact you seem to be some sort of douche nobility and just came to accept it. It was who you are, and since we don't like you, we gave it little more than a second thought.

Until today. Until you took jabs at Twany Beckham. Who left your program to return home to Kentucky.


Poking fun at Beckham for his new role, a role in which many have played and many will dream of playing in the future: A seldom used, body for practice on the far ends of the bench at the University of Kentucky.

Say that shit to Todd Svboda's face...
We thought so.

However, how great would it be if Calipari got in Twany's ear tonight, and said 'Twan, tomorrow you're getting serious minutes, and you are going to HUMILIATE Mississippi State."

Sorry Rick Stansbury, we don't take pot shots at former players, we don't belittle them at press conferences. We don't feel the need to make other's look bad with little junior high level barbs, when we are trying to do everything to not have to pull a Chris Earley and just admit we are gonna' get smacked. We don't celebrate mullets, I-ROC Z's, and sleeveless shirts quite the way you all do down in cowbell ringin' land, and we don't chuck water bottles from the stands because we can't handle not being as good as our opponents. And heaven forbid, we don't call a kid's cell-phone or text him, with racial slurs. Oh, and our players don't get into break-apart brawls with another on National TV. I guess if that is what we are using as the grading scale, well, then we are not even in class.

Just a reminder,
how did that cell phone stuff
work out for you guys?... Call Me. 

Tomorrow, I hope Cal unleashes the Dogs of War on MSU, and I hope that Terrence Jones unleashes his inner-monster on behalf of his teammate... And I pray to God, that you guys are ready for it.

"Make no mistake, it's not revenge he's after...it's a reckoning."

Here is the battle cry- Twany Beck-ham....clap...clap...clap-clap...clap

And just so you know, in Tweet that has since been removed, Ala Jorts, Beckham confirmed it ain't sweattin' nuttin': "That dude wanna coach where I play...not worried at all" .


Tomorrow, Let' Bend em' over for Beckham...See what we did there?