Thursday, July 22, 2010

64/60 Birthday Bash

On July 29th the 64/60 Sports Blog turns 2 years old. Ahhh, it seems like only yesterday the blog was averaging only 3 to 4 hits a day.....and now just 2 years in we soon hope to break into double digits for hits in a day.

We appreciate anyone and everyone that checks this blog even if its just once a week. I started this as just something to entertain myself with and now it has grown into the mature, rugged blog you see before you.  All credit goes to Joshua for carrying this blog to its 2nd B-day, as it would surely have fell to the wayside had he not taken on the burden of keeping the blog relevant with nearly daily posts.

We look forward to continuing this blog and are encouraged by the recent help of Todd, Rashard and even Ironton's outdoors themed posts.  These new additions along with the continued help of Gilbert should keep this thing going for many more fantasy seasons to come.

                                                                         Sincere Thanks to All,

                                                                                      Bopp



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64/60 Fantasy League Overview: Josh Coleman


Welcome to the 64/60 fantasy sports empire. The 64/60 fantasy league was created in 2007 to compete in the rotisserie world of baseball and football. When the leagues created I had visions of extremely competitive leagues that the same owners would participate in year after year. I wanted leagues that would allow all owners to participate in decision making and the direction of the league.

Through the first year plus of the 64/60 fantasy empire I have been mostly pleased, however I realize there are so many areas in which we can improve. We need to get better at participation, fee payments, and roster management. I fell this memo can serve as a building tool for a better fantasy league. I am confident that the owners in this league can step up and take all the instruction presented in this article to make a better league for us all.

There is nothing like building something from the ground up. With fantasy sports you are able to build your team from the draft, waiver wire pickups and trades with other owners .Fantasy sports give you a forum to outmaneuver other owners who have the same ultimate goal as you do. Fantasy sports are honestly the closest thing to front office sports work that any of us will ever see. These are only some of the reasons I love fantasy sports. The 64/60 fantasy empire wants owners who are in love with fantasy sports. Does this apply to you?


The Commish,
Josh Coleman
I think we can all remember where we were when Burt released his first article to the masses. This lil mission statement and the events that followed would soon after be brought to the silver screen with Tom Cruise playing the part of Burt.



The Commish Speaks By Josh Coleman


I would like to apoligize for the events that took place over the weekend. I would like to say that I didn't view the site after Wed. of last week. I would also like to say that all season the lineups have been in good shape and as recently as last week Andy has called in any lineup changes he may need into me. I was completely unaware of the lineup issues untill I received a email from owner David Hobson on Sunday around 4 o'clock. Naturally at this point any roster changes couldn't have been made. I am fully aware that these excuses are not acceptable. I just wanted my constituents to know the reasoning for my failure.

I am aware of the displeasure of the league. I am aware of the effects this one game may have on the lives of so many other owners. With this mistake I have become what I have preached against for so long, I have become the owner who will do whatever necessary to be succesful. Although I contest this wasn't done purposely the end result is still the same.

After reading the blog it has become clear to me that I cannot continue to remain in my position. I have lost the respect, support, confidence and most importantly trust of my constituents. That is why I must resign as commisioner of the 64/60 Fantasy League.

If allowed I will run the league until a replacement is named. Once a replacement is named I will take any punishment he/she hands out.

Before I leave this office I want to apoligize to all the owners for my failures. For those pictured above I am saddened that are brotherhood was broken. Some support would have been nice instead it was you that have lead the rebellion. I would also like to say that the by-laws that have been "broken" were created by me and highly critisized by all others. Those by-laws also had a effective date of leagues that started in 09'.

I have worked tirelesly to provide a exciting and competetive league to participate in. There have been many long nights and many long hours spent trying to improve and grow the league. I think this league has shown some potential I am sad that I won't be the one to see it through. I love this league too much to have it disgraced.

I will await the verdict on the league appointed commisioner.
Indeed, a dissapointing day in the 64/60 worlds young life as Burty nearly brought the league to its knees....The disgraced Coleman, quickly took to the airwaves to beg for forgiveness.


Bear Creek Standoff Over


Greetings my fellow 64/60 members. I come to you in an utter state of disbelief at the tragic turn of events that transpired early this morning out in the Bear Creek Region of Eastern Kentucky. As local law enforcment and the media descended on and around the Coleman compound early this morning. As pandemonium insued and the seige waged on throughout the afternoon i am glad to report that the hostage was released without injury. However Mr. Coleman remained barricaded inside the compound throughout the day. Sometime during the 2 o'clock hour the Urban S.W.A.T. team deployed tear gas to flush Mr. Coleman out and he appeared shortly after wearing nothing but a pair of underwear looking descheveled and dissoriented and dropped his weapon and proceeded to be handcuffed without a struggle. He has been taken to Cabell Huntington Hospitol for a mental evaluation! The ex Commissioners attorney Brothers Of The Wheel member and long time childhood friend Steve Conners issued a statement on his behalf and it read as follows: Dear 64/60 fantasy owners i am sorry about the digrace i have bestowed upon the league. I dont know what happened or where i went wrong, sometimes things in life just happen and we don't know why. I will face my punishment and i very much look forward to rehabilitation and my future whether it be in the 64/60 league or elsewhere. I would like to first and foremost aplogize for the embarresment of my family and friends and i wish that the media would respect my family's privacy during this trying time!: Attorney Steve Conners declined any further comment on the matter only saying that there will be a hog roast at the Brothers Of the Wheel this Saturday. As the onlookers looked on in shock Mr. Coleman was escorted off his property by ATF agents all one could think was what could have been with this onetime mastermind of fantasy sports. As one witness said "I have noticed over the past few days Mr. Coleman has looked in distress and has appeared to have been heavily intoxicated everytime i have seen him, ya know getting into arguements with neighbors...blasting loud music all ours of the night and that is really uncharectaristic of him." As we interviewed another he had a totally different view on the situation. "I have known Josh for years says former high school All American line backer Travis Collins, he has been in a downward spiral over the past 3 years dealing with the 64/60 fantasy league, it is my personal belief that it just caused him to snap with all the pressure that comes along with being the commissioner of that league. If you are not careful that league will without a doubt swallow you up and i think that is the case here. He folded under pressure and i think he had a nervous break down of some sorts."

I am sure the last chapter that is the Josh Coleman saga has yet to be written and i'll try to keep you all updated. I really feel for Josh and his loved ones right now!

Everett Lemaster
While we all were on pins and needles wondering what had become of our beloved league....Everett braved the front lines to bring us this hard hitting report.




A lil insight into the man who now claims himself...Your Leader


I've just recently sat down with the now resigned Commish for a candid interview. Here are some excerpts from this emotional 1 on 1.



Bopp: Coleman, all any of us ever wanted was a fairly run league that would provide maximum enjoyment to all involved....What happened?

Coleman: This is my league MotherFucker, I'll run it how ever I see fit.

Bopp: I didn't mean any disrespect, I was just very dissapointed along with everyone else at what transpired over the past week.

Coleman: Fuck you, you stupid lil pussy. What transpired is that I beat the C-Burg Bucs ass into the ground. End of story.

Bopp: Look, I meant no disres......

Coleman: I dont care what you meant. If anyone out there has a problem with what i did, let them say something to my face about it. I dare any of those limp dick faggots to step to me.

Bopp: Josh, calm down. It's just a fantasy league, I not trying to let it come between our friendship. I just........

Coleman: Take this you fucking queer. (Coleman then stood up and began choking me. Luckily, Verna heard the commotion and came in just in time to break up the attack.)

A truly sad day in the leagues history.
Of all the posts I've written for the blog, this was my proudest moment as this seem to put a cap on the controversy of the time.


Your Monthly Porn Fix

Yeah that's right its that time. Here is a little vintage gem from the vault of Porn from yesteryear. So when all you guys are sitting around bored with the wife and family this week daydreaming of some of your more promiscuous days just pop in Hitchhikers in Heat.


What husband who sets off driving to meet up with his wife on vacation hasn't dreamed of having steamy encounters along the way? This is exactly what happened to Frank, who kicks off his journey by meeting two Danish hitchhikers in heat - and finishes it worn out by all the beautiful sluts that lined the road. Drop-dead beauties, bitches-to-go, abound in this film. The steamy climax of the journey is reached with the fascinating Brigitte Lahaie, expert in pleasures of all kinds.

Everett Lemaster
What kind of a look back would this be without a Montly Porn Review from Ev.
                                                                                       

3 comments:

Iluv2addpitchersdaily said...

Very well done......Ahhh so many fond memories of my participation in this wonderful league.

grc3

todd said...

bring back the monthly porn review...

the fans want it... better yet they need it.

other then the porn review thats some pretty hard hitting journalism there guys

jesseward said...

For the fucking win.....

This was awesome.

Now my Pedro Alvarez blog...