Happy Birthday. That's it.

Here is wishing our own Burt, a happy birthday. May your wallet be raped by Brady, for retribution of his piggy bank being taken of it's innocence due to dad's gambling habit.
Also, it should be noted that another member of the 6460 clan celebrates his day of vaginal expulsion today. Yes, the same man who Burt refers to as a 'minority owner', James D. Hardy himself celebrates today.
Another unfortunate event for Burt, is that his mother probably doesn't realize it's his birthday, his brother don't care, and Hop doesn't even realize that Burt is his.
And.... Today is also Leapin' Lanny Poffo's birthday...so let's forget we even wished happy birthday to Burt. You can't compete with Lanny Poffo.