College basketball is finally upon us, which means that soon, Burt will no longer have anything to add to the conversation.
I had missed this bit of news, which I am sure most everybody outside of a 900 square foot radius of South Point did as well...
Todd Mayo, the one time Marshall commit and younger brother of OJ, has landed after a year of prep school 13th grade goodness at Marquette... Dwayne Wade's Marquette.... F him.
Of course, if you do happen to listen to Coleman in basketball matters, which you should not do, but he will undoubtedly tell you about how this fine young man only looking to better himself, supposedly stole Coleman's gas station blind of condoms.
*** RETRACTION***
We apologize for the above article. It seems we had ignored previous on-the-record statements from Burt. We pegged Todd Mayo as a mischievous safe sex practitioner. Turns out, he was indeed not stealing the lubricated fun packs. He was an accomplice to another individual who was buying Phillie's Blunts, and taking the hand-off to the restroom, where Burt said he seen the remnants of the purchase. Cigar Tobacco all over the sinks. Oddly, the cigar's outer wrapper was no where to be found....HMMMMMMM....
However, this is not meant to implicate Burt, either. He claims he carded the individuals. So, we apologize, Mayo was NOT stealing condoms. We can't confirm if he was practicing safe adult handshake methods, however.
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