Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Mullet vs. Nut-sack leads to rape and prison slayings, kids.

Any body else remember Joe Son other than me and Jesse?
probably not, so brief synopses : Joe Son was known for his involvement in the early days of UFC, basically serving early on in the UFC role of Mr. Fuji, he was the manager of Kimo, the big islander with the crucifix tat on is back and Jesus on his belly. Yeah, he was the exact same thing as a heel pro wrestling manager in the UFC, so when all those MMA douches wearing their 'V' neck Affliction shirts and make fun of wrestling, They fail to realize that without Pro Wrestling, they wouldn't have any thing to mix with their Jersey Shore Douche Cocktail for entertainment... I digress...
Any how, Joe Son did participate in some early UFC's as well as be the Mr. Fuji to Kimo's Don Muraco. He didn't fair well, going 0-4 and being most recognized as the man who had his nut-sack pummeled by Keith Hackney, prior to the days of rules against such tactics. After developing his own fighting style, Joe Son Do, and becoming a performer for various Japanese pro wrestling groups, he made his way to Hollywood and played 'Random Task' in the Austin Powers movies. That character was meant to spoof 'Odd Job' from James Bond flicks, coincidentally played by a professional wrestler.
Then he kidnapped somebody and took part in a gang bang. That landed him a life-sentence in a California prison.
That is what leads to why we are even discussing Joe Son, today. It's a pretty well known fact that pedophiles and rapists are not well received in prison. Understandably, Mr. Son had been assaulted and beaten up numerous times during his incarceration. It's prison style justice.
However, the creator of Joe Son Do decided to exact some revenge, I guess.
While the investigation is on-going, Joe Son has been implicated in the death of his cellmate. A guard had noticed Son's cellmate lying unresponsive in their cell, and Son was present. A medical team came in, and it was declared the man was dead, and they found signs of trauma to his chest. Now, this is not a declaration of Son's guilt, but i think you can see why such an idea would be formulated as to his guilt.

Joe Son may very well be the ultimate piece of shit.

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