Somewhat of a basketball kind of day here at the 6460 satellite campus. While I am sure Burt loathes this much productivity on the blog and none of having to do with anything that interest him today, it has to be done.
In all it's glory and infinite wisdom, The World Wide Leader has elected to not return to the only place in the world that would fill an arena with a blue-million people for it's premier hoops broadcast.
Yup, the douche fest that is College Game Day(hoops edition) will not be coming to the City of Horses this season. No Digger, No Davis, No Peter Brady clone, No proof that a senile racist shouldn't be employed, and no Bilas. On the bright side, since the city will not be infected with those douches, maybe we can get an ordinance passed that will outlaw Affliction shirts in the Commonwealth. Let's just eradicate the douche problem once and for all.
That's a pipe dream, though. Louisville fans will still be breathing. And as long as they take a breath, bring Crown to tailgate with, and sport those fashionable chin strap beards, they will continue to eat, drink, and live Douche.
Kentucky will be featured on Game Day through the season though. As if obliterating everyone won't be enough to make those morons talk about us every day, the game in Nashville against Kevin and his adorable Commodores will be a centerpiece game.
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