To Whom It May Concern at the 6460 Management Team or lack thereof:
1) I think Ashley will take my side on this, no body is "balowing" Josh. Nobody.
2) I want to explain exactly what happened with regard to my banishment from the 64/60. Over the past several years, I have played within the rules that were implemented by the tyrant commissioner. I never cheated; not once. My methods were different and the Commissioner eschews those that dare to shine . Thus making him prejudice against all those who may have different ideals than him.
I received a phone call two weeks ago, where the Commissioner gave me an ultimatum. My options were 1) either quit the league and never speak to any member of the 6460 again or 2) in exchange for homosexual favors, money and unlimited access to any member of my fantasy team, regardless of sport, I would be permitted to have a team at triple the cost of all other participants. I found the latter to be unacceptable and for the sake of my family respectfully took option 1.
I remember another song that emitted from the Geo Tracker filling the hot Rush air on summer days while looking for any piece of Grayson ass that would have us; Waylon Jenning's "Good Ol Boys". Simpler times.
Those days, as these, are gone; never to return.
As I hang up the cleats, I recall my part in the duo "Fuck with Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')). I'd like to close with a line that summarizes the closing of this relationship. "We have your muthafuckin' record company surrounded. Put down the candy and let the litte boy go."
Technically it is about 10 steps down the hall if that. However I thought the whole "you have been on the take" and "in Jesse's pocket for years" was without a doubt the funniest part.
First and foremost I should be applauded by you for nabbing Wiler. Besides the fact I asked for your blessing, me and you both know she eats guys like us for a late night snack and spits us out just before bedtime. The way I look at it you owe me for 8 mos. or so of date and dinner money. In regards to the breaking rules you are correct in many of these referenced incidents you did not technically break the rule however, and I believe you would agree, often times you would cloud and black and white issue with grey. The point is I shouldn't have to become the tyrant that I realize I am today. Those were simpler times back in the day but I don't think it's time to close the book just yet. When one door closes another one opens perhaps Good Ole Boys blaring on the radio while were cruising down Bear Creek on anohter mindless trip to the grocery store in the Chrysler Town and Country is ahead in our future. The 25 step reference was a ad libbed in correct measurment for how many steeps it takes to get from my living room to the bathroom for Ev to look in the mirror at himself. It's closer to 18.
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To Whom It May Concern at the 6460 Management Team or lack thereof:
1) I think Ashley will take my side on this, no body is "balowing" Josh. Nobody.
2) I want to explain exactly what happened with regard to my banishment from the 64/60. Over the past several years, I have played within the rules that were implemented by the tyrant commissioner. I never cheated; not once. My methods were different and the Commissioner eschews those that dare to shine . Thus making him prejudice against all those who may have different ideals than him.
I received a phone call two weeks ago, where the Commissioner gave me an ultimatum. My options were 1) either quit the league and never speak to any member of the 6460 again or 2) in exchange for homosexual favors, money and unlimited access to any member of my fantasy team, regardless of sport, I would be permitted to have a team at triple the cost of all other participants. I found the latter to be unacceptable and for the sake of my family respectfully took option 1.
I remember another song that emitted from the Geo Tracker filling the hot Rush air on summer days while looking for any piece of Grayson ass that would have us; Waylon Jenning's "Good Ol Boys". Simpler times.
Those days, as these, are gone; never to return.
As I hang up the cleats, I recall my part in the duo "Fuck with Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')). I'd like to close with a line that summarizes the closing of this relationship. "We have your muthafuckin' record company surrounded. Put down the candy and let the litte boy go."
True. True.
Sincerely,
Jesse
In addition, Josh stole my high school girlfriend and defiled her.
thanks alot man.
Jesse
25 steps down the hall.... instant classic....
Technically it is about 10 steps down the hall if that. However I thought the whole "you have been on the take" and "in Jesse's pocket for years" was without a doubt the funniest part.
It was definitely the highlight.
25 steps down the hall? Don't get it.
Please advise.
jesse
Coleman,
You realize that silence is consent, right?
Sincerely,
Snoop.
First and foremost I should be applauded by you for nabbing Wiler. Besides the fact I asked for your blessing, me and you both know she eats guys like us for a late night snack and spits us out just before bedtime. The way I look at it you owe me for 8 mos. or so of date and dinner money. In regards to the breaking rules you are correct in many of these referenced incidents you did not technically break the rule however, and I believe you would agree, often times you would cloud and black and white issue with grey. The point is I shouldn't have to become the tyrant that I realize I am today. Those were simpler times back in the day but I don't think it's time to close the book just yet. When one door closes another one opens perhaps Good Ole Boys blaring on the radio while were cruising down Bear Creek on anohter mindless trip to the grocery store in the Chrysler Town and Country is ahead in our future. The 25 step reference was a ad libbed in correct measurment for how many steeps it takes to get from my living room to the bathroom for Ev to look in the mirror at himself. It's closer to 18.
Fantastic.
Don't blame me because you are a micromanager. You set the rules; I folllowed. Black and white.
See you for baseball season 2012.
I'll still never forgive you for banging Wiler. I had dibs. You swooped in with you fancy car, swimming pool and regular job then took her from me.
Sincerely,
Jess
At that moment in time I did not have a job.
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