Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Another Confirmation: Earthquake felt in the 606

"No Boner, nobody will be LEFT BEHIND!"

An earthquake that originated in Virginia, sent shock-waves felt here in our beloved piece of real estate. Things shaking, falling off walls, and other proceedings of doomsday were reported by many around the area.
Reports are even coming in that it was felt in Cleveland during the Mariners and Injuns game, and the press box could visibly be seen swaying.
The mid-day rush at both Catlettsburg and Kenova McDonald's was not affected by the act of God.
But before you go on an apocalyptical raid of Craycraft's for canned food, batteries and shot-gun shells, take comfort in knowing that Kirk Cameron and his Tribulation Force will save us all!

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