As if running TNA into the ground wasn't enough, Hulk Hogan has decided to get hitched again.
Hulk Hogan is reportedly tying the knot today/tonight at his Clearwater, Florida home. Unfortunately for the Hulkster, he was not allowed to marry his daughter Brooke, so he opted for his long-time girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel.
The best man for the event is Brutus Beefcake and Earl Hebner, not Dave, will officiate the ceremony. The Honky Tonk Man is providing the entertainment at the reception. After the wedding, the two will spend a honeymoon at Hogan's home, because he is broke. Thanks Linda.
Seriously, Hulk Hogan has become a douche. He wears affliction shirts, has a creepy relationship with his daughter, and he makes the most absurd comments about everything. I still cringe when I think about the recorded conversation he had with his son Nick, while Nick was incarcerated.
So, he marries a woman who looks like his ex-wife, and by extension his daughter. His ex wife just happens to be cougering around with a kid who looks like Hulk, when Hulk was Terry.
I never in a million years would have ever thought that all those prayers and vitamins, with all that training, would lead to this. I guess, in fairness though, you can only make movies like 'Suburban Commando', "The Nanny', and a tv show like 'Thunder in Paradise', and 'Devils Island' while we are at it, before it takes it's toll and does something to you. It took Hogan to a dark place. So dark, It would frighten Akeem, and he is from Deepest, Darkest Africa, ya' know...
Hopefully, the nWo will do a run in...
No word on if the mysterious Mr. America was able to attend the festivities.
1 comment:
This was hilarious.
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