24 and 14. Those are the numbers we care about today Burt. Today, Josh Harrellson achieved teen-idol status, and Clark Kellogg had a Hard-on for Harrellson today. So for all those people who give Jorts shit all the time, Fuck You. Today, he put a down payment on the Ville. And he owns their ass.
So, if there has ever been a more deserving player of such a performance in such a huge game, I don't think that I have seen one. I can't tell you how awesome a feeling it is knowing we absolutely DESTROYED Louisville, and WE DID IT RIDING ON JORTS' COAT-TAILS.
So, as we all head into a night that is full of looking forward to a new year, for some a new start, I am going to be one happy dougie dancing drunk son of a bitch, and a smile from ear to ear because while everybody is looking ahead to 2011, and trying to hook up with that chick who is just screaming STD at the party, I am going to smile as i remember the last thing of 2010, and that was when Jorts fucked on Louisville.
Go BIG BLUE.
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