Follow-up to a previous posting:
The Buy-rate would have been astronomical.
What would the most recognized 'rassler of all-times' big day be without,well, a brawl.
Yup, that's right. A pier sixer broke out in Clearwater. Holy Matrimony,Holy Hell:The Clearwater Clash(Hogan's marriage), did not fail to deliver the goods when it came to pigeon-holing what pro wrestlers do when they are in a room together.
So here it is, as Hogan is cuffing his ear, flexing, and posing with his new main squeeze, post-match(nuptials) of course, the evil faction known as the Paparazzi came to crash the celebration. After sneaking by head of security, Doug Dillinger, The lone Wolf blindsided Hillbilly Jim and Jim Neidhart, and made his way to the Interview podium. He was cut off by Hogan's Bodyguard(Mr.T), before he could say anything. But the ever vigilant journalist, Mean Gene, managed to get some sound-bytes from the scuffle, which included the Razzi stating that he was packing heat. Well my friends, that is all Tito Santana needed to hear to come rushing out of the back, somewhere near the beer weenies, and deliver his Flying Forearm Smash(Flying Burrito) to subdue the would-be gunslinger. ARRRRRIIIIIIBA!
Unfortunately, while Hogan and the rest of the guests were distracted by this, the evil Mr. Fuji and Zeus ran in and attacked Brutus Beefcake, with Zeus yelling ' Beefcake Barber!' the whole time.
Jesse Ventura and Vince McMahon wrapped the show up and as we faded to black, we witnessed a limo pull in the drive, smashing lil' Nick Hogan's Schwinn in the process. The window rolled down ever so slightly, not revealing who was inside the car, but we heard this phrase come form the back: 'Dig It!'....roll credits...
(In all seriousness, there was an altercation with Papparazzi, Hogan asked him to quit taking photos, a legit bodyguard confronted the photographer, who did actually warn he was packing heat, he got manhandled, cops were called, and the photogrpaher claimed he was recording all of this, the police took the video. warrants will be issued, charges will be levied. I smell re-match)
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