Wednesday, July 28, 2010

TO,Ocho and a man named Dhani

How about a new Chevrolet,Hyundai or a fine preowned to ride around town in?Come see me at Dutch Miller in Huntington and I will make you a great deal.
OK got the public relations out of the way,I have to eat also,was flipping through the channels Tuesday evening and it dawned on me.How can we poossibly lose with three humble souls who each have their own TV shows?Please,chalk it up now Who Dey is back.
They say the thumb is what seperates us from other animals.My question is when did they become so prone to injury?Utley,Choo and Dejesus all on the DL because of weak thumbs.HUM........Throw in head injurys to Bay and Morneau and you have got yourself a team limping into the playoffs.Down mind you, but not out.
I love fantasy baseball it is a day to day joy to get on stat-tracker and see whats going on .Hardly ever watch a game however.On the other hand I watch football with a passion NFL and college but I have no excitement at alll for fantasy football.Someone please explain.
Pawn Stars has replaced Seinfeld as my favorite TV show but only temporarily.Went to see Grown Ups the other day and loved it.Give me some Kevin James and Adam Sandler anyday.
I hate facebook,twitter,wickapedia and Bing.Does that make me an evil person or just an old person?
If I get the first pick in the upcoming football draft I will take Chris Johnson and he will be injured in week 2.Bank it.
Lastly if Chris finishes ahead of me in the regular season baseball standings I will not leave my home other than work for the better part of 12 months.
GRC3

5 comments:

The Bopp said...

Start stockin up for your hibernation, Rashard.

FF blows b/c of the pure randomness of TD's from week to week...Add in the ability for 1 player (EX. LT from a few years back) to single handedly win a title for a team and you have a recipe for Fantasy Lameness.

Big H.I. said...

I am so horny guys....so horny.

Josh Coleman said...

I understand the distain for Twitter and Facebook but how could you not like Wikapedia or Bing. They provide you with the answers to any questions you may have with anything. My only complaint with Bing is that it gives the 64/60 less attention than Google. So I am a Google kind of guy.

jesseward said...

Rahtard,

Agreed with the younger leaner Coleman, Wikipedia is fucking rad.

Regarding Facebook, I follow the philosophy of a great mind who said, "I have a phone." (Although, if your name comes up Jesse Ward, neither him nor his wife will answer it.)

True.

Jesse

todd said...

Fantasy Football is great. Dont really think TDs are as random as Chris thinks. While LT from a few years ago did win people some titles, I doubt that everyone who had the HOFer won every year. I might like FF more.