What do you do if you hit a puddle of water and begin to hydro-plane?

Unfortunately, the retirement of 1999 and 2000 AL Batting Champ and 1997 Rookie of they year, as well the signing of a former All-America womens hoop star and black listed dis-honored olympic track star to the WNBA ,has been trumped...


One of the Coreys is dead. Corey Haim died today at the age of 38, although years of drug abuse had aged him to look about 54. 1 down, 2 to go...2 to go you say? you thought there were only 2 coreys??? nope, I count Chris Lee as the third Corey. He will take that as an envious compliment, which it is anything but...





I'm not gonna waste my time with a retrospect of his child acting and teen stardom career or how he ended up in cheap porn, or the trials and tribulations of his drug addicted lifestyle. I am not going to talk about how America was convinced to root for a comeback thanks to a reality tv show starring the Coreys, I am not even gonna mention how Lucas was one of my favorite movies to watch growing up. You can find all that on gooogle and IMDB....





To remember Corey, grab a copy of Dream a Little Dream....





All I am gonna say is dude is fuckin' dead. Let him be...


The DMV giveth and the DMV taketh away...


So long Corey...