64/60ians,
The season is soon upon us. This Saturday will start the draft process. This Saturday Night the Lethal Lottery will take place at the 64/60 Corporate Headquarters located just of Bear Creek in beutiful Catlettsburg, KY. For those of you who have been burried under a rock for the last couple of months the Lethal Lottery will be used to determine the Draft Order for next Saturday. Anyone who is in the area who would like to come to the Lottery is more than welcome it will be held at 7PM. For those of you who aren't able to make it the event will be videotaped and broadcast on are Broadcasting network. We will have a post on this blog with the link attached to it and hopefully it will be viewable by Saturday Night. The Lottery will be a Bingo style drawing as the ball's will hold the fate of each and everyone of us. We have made attempts to contact a Special Guest star but are attempts have resulted in failure. Amy Applebottoms handlers have not returned are calls. I suppose a room full of men wanting her to grab their ball brings back to many memories. Buck Vonderhide's name has been floated about as has Dean Vonderhide but nothing has really panned out. Despite the failure to land a special guest I assure you that this event will be one to remember.
Josh Coleman
64/60 Commissioner
3 comments:
Hilarious.....
"Handlers".... ahhahahahhahah
cracks me up.
WTF is Dean Vonderheid?
Surely, we can find some junkie with big tits to wear a swimsuit and pull the balls from the cage? I'll put in $25.
Anybody who played Connie Mack has to remember Dean Vonderheide...We could be getting ready for a game against BC Varsity or The Dixie Stars or Huntington Patriots, and we would be abruptly halted in the middle of batting practice to shag balls for a fucking 6 year old taking some cuts....that was Dean...
AHhhhh.....
Of course. I had forgotten all about the little guy.
Did Buck turn down our request?
Coleman,
Cut a check for $100 to Buck Vonderheid. File it under charitable donations. Thanks.
Jesse
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