Will Duke get an UNDESERVING number 1 seed and a Dickie V blow job? Will Bobby's Morgantown Miracles get their just deserts and gain a number one seed? Will the rest of america finally acknowledge how good Kentucky is? We will find out today...It's Selection Sunday.
Schools dreams will be shattered, and it all hinges on a commitee of unathletic self serving alumni and tv execs and their inferiority complexes. Has Washington played themselves in? What about Tubby and his Gophers? Will the bubble be popped for teams like Rhode Island? And can we please get control of this Evan Turner/Ohio State crush that seems to be catching on with the networks? well, ESPN anyhow.I mean shit, Illinois GAVE the Buckeyes that game.And how far away from Lexington will Kentucky be forced to play to keep their fans away from the games?
Tubby and his not so Golden Gophers EMBARASSED #6 Purdue to move on to the Big 10 Championship against the Bucks. That right there got Minnesota in. We have stated before that the commitee loves them some Tubby, and now, a conference which traditionally gets way more respect than it deserves final will be what pushing Sota' into the dance. The Big East will by far and away have the most teams in the tournament, and rightfully so, but I think it is going to be overkill and some questionable selections will be made that will cost other more deserving teams on the outside of the dance hall.
Conference USA, not exactly a power per say, but they should be getting at least 3 teams in. Houston wrecked the NCAA plan by upsetting the UTEP Miners for the conference title. UTEP is going to the dance, and I trully think that Memphis and Marshall are deserving this season as well. But they won't get in. Yet another reason for them to hate Kentucky.Teams like UNLV are going to be sweating it out, but I think that the MWC sends San Diego State, UNLV, New Mexico and BYU in at least.
And of course there are going to be a host full of tiny dancers who are going to be trying on that glass slipper and extending their life expectancy which has been running on barrowed time since they won their automatic bids. There will be no more tiny dancers than Arkansas-Pine Bluff, who started the season 0-11 and The Ohio Bobcats. The Athenians are the lowest seeded team to ever win the MAC conference tournament.
Tomorrow afternoon, before the selection show, the SEC and ACC will be deciding their champions. Those Young Knockout Kids from Lexington will have another go round with those classy folks from Starkville. Neutral site may eliminate the extremely classy MSU cowbell ringing and water bottle tossing excersises that they have been known to practice. Now that I mention it, MSU and Boyd County have an awful lot of similarities. Before the Lions became the Dandylions that is...Boogie is going to smell blood in the water and attack. Look for what appears to be a different CATS team, if that is even safe for the rest of the country, to be extremely intense and begin a smothering onslaught within the first 5 minutes of each half. Too much Blue in this one. The ACC will be deep in Flair Country at the Greensboro Colisieum. However, this matchup is hardly a Starrcade caliber event, but Coach K will have to do more than take off his jacket, becasue the Yella' Jackets are going to sting the Dookies and take the ACC in an upset, and hopefully dispelling that nasty belief that Duke deserves a number one seed.
De'Sean Butler has got to burn out soon, but the Moutaineers do deserve to be rewarded for coming out on top of the Big East with a number one seed. Weither you like Bobby HUggins and his questionable program running practices, the man wins and enjoys a drink. I only say questionable because Coach Cal gets some much shit over, well, shit, that it would seem unfair to overlook this ass-hole too...
Morgan State is going to be doing thier Soul-Train line dance too. They won the MEAC crown to advance to the field of 65. The other school with rythym is forementioned Arkansas PB from the SWAC. And it seems like only yesterday that the land of syrup sent the Catamounts dancing. it was actually 2005 and Vermont is headed back for the first time since. Lehigh is going too. That is where Kurt Angle spent some collegiate time. Kansas won the BIG 12 by outmuscling what I though was a team with the most muscle, K State. The Phog is no too thick to see that the Jayhawks are going to be firmly planted with a number one seed.
Thats just a tip of the iceberg...that may sink some schools tomorrow.
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