Steve Kragthorpe has flown the coup. More appropriately, he was dumped out of the cage. Front runners??? Mike Leach... I would rather Kentucky go after Leach, I'm not sold on Joker's ability to run the program now...
Mark Snyder stepped down at Marshall after posting a 6-6 record this season. Times were tough in Huntington during Snyder's tenure, but he was making strides. Front RUnners for that job??? Well, shit...maybe Bob Pruit again...Chad Pennington's name has surfaced, but why??? I say Hire Bobby Bowden... with the type of
Ok, this might be revolutionary thinking here, but I think it's time that the CFL and NFL merge into one super league. In case you haven't noticed, and i am sure you haven't, The UFL is sitll kicking.
Obscure NBA reference #2... The New York/New Jersey/Brooklyn/ Nets are 0-17. They are also now owned by a Russian Billionaire Vodka Mogul...Ivan and Nikita Koloff are the strength coaches... Magnum TA , Cpl. Kirchner, and Jim Duggan are not happy...Tough Guy...
Ray Lewis is a doucher, but he is one heck of a murdeous defensive player...The Original Browns beat the Steelers last night in a OT thriller, well as thrilling as a game can be in the AFC North. Hines Ward and Santonio Holmes basically called Big Ben a pussy after the game...Good to see the team come together and make that playoff run...
It wasnt't pretty at times, well ok, it was never pretty at all, but the Bengals completed the sweep of the AFC North Sunday...Who Dey...
I may have a new favorite nickname for the current UK Cagers...It seems that Josh Harrelson is now known as 'JORTS'...It is gaining alot of steam in my mind to the greatest nickname in the history of the free world...DeMarcus' 'CARL'...that is just gold...
Quickly back to the UK-State Penn game...Willy Ward began recieving text after text from those off-colored Kentuckians known as Tennesseeans as soon as the game had finished...that's ok...we will have plenty to say come SEC Basketball Season...
Great Afternoon of Bowling, hopefully Jesse will be able to post the scores soon... Tried once more in vein to get Coleman to come to Kahuna's with us to enjoy some beer and Pigskin, but he chose to go home and watch the slow, depressing death of Charlie Weis..He said, and I quote, 'My game is a different game."... Interestingly enough, Coleman and Butch got into a COLLEGE BASKETBALL banter, the likes of which I had no idea Coleman could even take part in...but Burt held his own, and, I think he won the arguement...Of course, Butch will say, "Cain, damn it you never agree with anything I say..." Well, you did ask if they lived in Tee-Pee's...
Warped floor, gaps between planks, and dead spots. The Ballroom in Cancun was a surreal playing experience, but one that harkened me back to my playing days at CJHS. That floor would have been exactly like playing on our old home floor, which was a real home advantage and was always goood for at least a 12-0 run...teams would be late into the 3rd quarter before they figured out the correct route to take the ball down the floor...
I jump around from subject to subject then back again..try to keep up...
The Bengals due to their win sunday, and the tiebreaker system, have now got a 3 game lead in the division over Pittsburgh. Good news for the Nati'.
Louisville's Basketball Cardinals are going to be moving into new Downtown digs next season. The Freedom Hall Arena, on the grounds of the Kentucky State Fair, will notbe void of D-1 college Basketball though...Cal wants to see the venue used more for the Cats. The Cats have traditionally played one home game a year in Louisville, and when the Birds fly out, that could be increased...Speaking of new Digs, RUPP is slated for a make-over, and the early designs I have see are STUNNING.
Tim Tebow should be named the Heisman trophy winner. That being said, I can't wait until the REAL National Title game takes place under the guise of the SEC Championship Game...
Back to the Cats in the Ville...Some players came out and 'stomped' on the bird logo at mid-court...Patrick Patterson did the stomp first, and when asked if he was worried if the Birds would get offended by it, in Ivan Drago fashion he answered, "If it does.it does."
Lots of Major College Football Programs are going to have new looks next year, and I am not talking Nike Pro Combat Uni's either...
Damn, just give the ball to RANDY!!!!!!
Did you hear about Tiger's wreck?? Apparently, he thinks that we are all retarded. Fuckin' elitist...
Vince Young, 2009 season....5-0...Tennessee, you have Jeff Fisher to thank for no playoffs this year. Colts keep winning..but there was no PASS INTERFERENCE.
If you passed on LT in Fantasy Football this year...well...sorry.
Seriously Burt, you are going to force the T.S.F.S.S.T.G.E. and Selective Breeding to post another 'True" ranking...You have TCU below Cincinnati??? Do you even recognize football anymore?
The Blue Mormons won the Holy War Saturday...Only reason I was remotely interested is due to the fact that BYU QB Max Hall made the Holy War a personal one. Lat year, fans of the Utes, threw beer and right crosses, and some relgious slurs towards Max's Mormon family, and thier faith...Max fired back with a hate filled tirade...and a winning scoring drive...Looks like God may like Mormon's better than Injuns...
Bob Huggins' Appalachain Thugs are good...and they may have more hardware to bring home by season's end to go along with the 76 Classic title that they won by holding off upstart Portland.
Yes, that chick had some cool tat's on her back, kinda of reminded me of a sailor in the pacific theater..I bet her name was Betty..
I Think a JOSHIN' AROUND CFB BOWL-A-RAMA BOWLNAZA BOWL PREVIEW SHOW is in order...
All you have to so is give Coleman a call...he wants friends, he wants a social life... He did however supply the ever growing bag of slanderous quips and fodder with a instant classic...when asked if he had facebook, he replied..."I have a phone." Classic.
Bob Stoops or Urban Meyer??? What is the Next Notre Dame Coach, Alex.....
Today's word of the day is Turkey Bark...def.- A fart after eating large amounts of Turkey.
And, if tons of D-1 prospects makes you want to jack off under the dining room table, then look no further than Huntington Prep. The school is actually called Covenent Christian, but the team is Huntington Prep Express, sounds like a semi-pro or Star studded AAU squad...which is basically what they are. Right in our back yard, we now have what is going to be a National Power in ,ahem, High School Basketball. So, with the Express, also a forgotten name of an old Huntington High School, in town, it makes any other B-Ball game in the area sad and pathetic...I mean who you gonna watch? Ashalnd vs. The County, or Huntington Prep and Oak Hill Academy??? Oh Rose Hill what could have been...
I am also happy to announce that after years of sponsorship from Craycraft Foodland, The FATBACK BOWL is now being sponsored by WAFFLE HOUSE.
Until next time, this has been Idge, and you will always be a bunch of IDGE-IOTS... Woobah.
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BRILLIANT. JUST JOSHIN BOWL SPECIAL IS A MUST.
JOSH COLEMAN
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Another clever quip by JC was "Put it on the Ward tab."
Although, I'm unsure how to less pretentiously get the point across, it was still funny.
Jesse
Ramble or not, this was good fodder for thought. Nice work Idgey.
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