4th and Idge's 8 Bit Review: USC vs. Oregon...

USC...runnning the table to BCS Glory???? I told Chris this would not happen, however during the 'blogisode', that coment was not posted into the show...time restraints on a two hour show??? Who knew..but any how, Oregon's Quack Attack made the Trojans look like a lower tier Conference USA team....No amout of Spermicide applied to the Trojans that day would have helped protect against the BCSTD that Oregon was about to infect them with...In the Spirit of out youth, well aside from Rich, I give you the re-cap..NES style...

And, I spent a very cold night in Lexington, KY Saturday evening...first off, you have the gathering and pagentry of a Kentucky Homecoming...all kinds of state dignitaries and Alumni, even met Former Gov. Paul Patton...And...Well it was the Blackout game, where the students wnated the whole stadium decked out in Black and made a push for the team to don Black uni's...Well, Coach Brooks nixed the uni idea, saying something to the effect of, Last time he checked, Kentucky was Blue...And lord knows he would know..he was alive nearly 100 years ago when the Cats changed their name to Wildcats from The Cadets...In any event, lot's of people where decked out in Black UK paraphenalia, Myself included, but there was still a see of blue all around, and it being Halloween, there were plenty of people decked out in Halloween Costumes for the evening, all the big Parties were going on after the game...I give my Award for best costume to a 3 way tie between Paula Deen, The Mad Hater, and..The Swine Flu..It was amazing seeing all those hot ass co-eds in their sluty costumes..damn...that game was a Jiz in your pants palooza....And to the pixie fairy....thanks for letting me see your tits....Have Mercy...The game was good, until the questionable play calling of Kentucky reared it's ugly head again...Randall Cobb can NOT be stopped...we march down the field, and what do they do??? the call a QB draw..with Morgan Newton..not a bad choice...but they do it 3 times after getting no where..at all..why not just line up int eh WILDCAT and give it to Cobb if you are running a QB draw??? Joker..Rich...Who is going to take the blame for this one???anyone...anyone...Bueller????Other than the mass amount of hot ass chicks I seen...other highlights were...The Vendor selling hot chocalate told some Ladies he couldn't give them all of their change in one dollar bills....he had to make it rain later....secondly, I met Kenny Walker..he was the first dude I had ever seen fly...The MSU flag bearers falling while running with their flags after a score, not once, but twice....And...Waffle House in WInchester...do NOT ever go to WInchester on a saturday night, let alone Halloween night....shit..shallow end of the gene pool resides all right there in WInchester...we pull in and first things first, we see a ford ranger using a 2X4 as an emergency break...but a rather large individual came in and did say a line that in my mind will live on as a classic...he strolls in and makes eye contact with no one..heads straight for a booth, holds up his hand to point to himself and says, "Bring me and Ale-8 and a Waffle". Kentucky, starting to resemble a Paula Abdul song....

And. what would a Halloween, albeit very brief this weekend, Football re-cap be without a few lines to mention THE GAME.  Paul G. Fucking Blazer and Boyd Mutha Fuckin' County... Well, while nobody was looking, Ashland changed the rules of the game..it is now not who scores the most points, but it is now see how many times Ashland can throw the shut-out at BC...It was a good game...for 2 quarters...BC down 14-0 at the half..respectable....Then, the levy sprung a leak....then it broke...Ashland used BC like a cheap whore at Morp....It was not pretty...BC did have a bright spot to the contest/night...Apparently, The County is no longer the low end of the Testing Scores prism...BC paraded their students around the field at the Half-time show and announced where they had palced in the testing scores for the state of Kentucky...Big turnaround education wise at the School District....Their scores, by the way, are well aove Ashland's...and BC let them know it...over and over...BC is now where the smart kids go....who would have ever thunk it????? It was also Senior Night....My oldest neice has cheered her last Football game at Cannonsburg...b/c they will not win their playoff game..no chance in hell....but she did make front page of the ADI...She is the Brunette..but hands off fellers..she is promised to Heavy Evy....That picture was on the front page of the ADI for 10/31...saturday. And a side note, BC will be getting a brand new School and possibly a football stadium....but not to be outdone. Ashland is sinking 7 million dollars into Putnam renovations and improvemens within the next 3-6 years...