For Pete's sake, he's Keeping Up with the Kardashians

So Kim K. got knocked up by ol' Kanye? Big Deal.

Little Miss Wastey Pants had a lil' guido pop out of her, more than likely, STD riddled vag? Who cares?

There's only one reality show that will matter, which is saying something because after about the 4th season of MTV's Real World, none of them have.

Baseball's ht king, Pete Rose, has inked a deal with TLC to make a spectacle of something that is already hard to watch: His coming wedding to his 31 year old girlfriend.

And, his kids are not too happy.(Duh..Duh...Duuuuuuhhhh)

The show will mainly center around the coming nuptials between Pete and his lady, former Playboy model Kiana Kim, but will have those poorly-acted and over rehearsed subplots like Rose filing another formal appeal to be reinstated to MLB, his kids disapproval of dad's decision making process and relationship, and other tideous things that nobody cares about, but will watch on TV.

The show will be titled, "Pete Rose: Hits and Mrs." (oh-so clever). The show promises to have more rehearsed drama than Days of Our Lives and WWE  Monday Night Raw combined.(Ironically, Rose has been part of several WWE drama scenes, even earning him induction into that Hall of Fame.)

We don't have a debut date for the show as of yet, but to wet your whistle even further, with all the possible plot points this show is already bound to have, here is another: it's a long-distance relationship to boot. He lives in Vegas, while she is in L.A.