Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Big Red Elephants and Diminutive Whiskey Drunks

It's New Year's Day. It's past the Mayan apocalypse. And, it's the greatest day of College Football Bowl games... with one exception:

January 7th, for all the marbles. The BCS Title Game. Bama. Irish.

Golden Domers vs. Mobile Homers. Cathoics vs. Cousins.

Some have said, and been quoted on the record as such, as saying Notre Dame has an 'SEC' type football team this year. Matter of fact, they have even been called "the best SEC team not in the SEC."




And if you are in the lot of  Kentucky fans who believe you are 'too dignified' to root for the Cats on the gridiron, and annually pick a new 'team' every football season to be a 'fan' of (it should be noted, however, that claiming loyalty to the SEC as a whole, is totally acceptable. TOTALLY.), I wish to remind you of this scene from the HARDWOOD earlier this season:

So, go ahead, keep being fair-weather. Keep telling us over and over how you were raised on Notre Dame football on NBC as a teeth-cutting, pants-shitting, toddler. 

Value City is no longer here. Roll Tide.

#SEC
"I tell ya' whut I dunn, I killed 'at damn tree!"



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