Thursday, December 6, 2012

If a bear craps in the woods, shoot it.

Now, with all the FBS coaching changes that have occurred within the last week, we thought it was only natural that we comment on the things that really matter. That being follow-up to the video we posted of WVU's Mountaineer (mascot), killing Winnie The Pooh in the hills of West By GIIIDDDEEE, with the archaic, old fashioned musket, the same he shoots off during WVU games.

Pretty impressive, almost downright manly, and by far the most West Virginian thing a West Virginian could do and get put on the internet, well, other than cook meth and marry a sister or two, or being a White. Of those things, we advise being a White is the one that should be least attractive to you. (simmer, we kid.)

However, proving our backwoods, militia-ish prowess is not something Kentuckians take lightly. Therefore, it is only fair that you look at the following photos and decide on your very own, who exactly is the real bull of them thar' woods: WVU's male cheerleader   mascot Mountaineer, or this very doomsday ready member of the Big Blue Nation? (p.s. Tennessee still doesn't have a coach.)

All kidding aside, we dig the WVU Mountaineer.






UPDATE***** He got in trouble.

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